[unknown] Actually, not understanding why caps are annoying is a far bigger sign of autism than being annoyed by caps.
To get to your thread, I'm not sure how matchmaking here works, but I assume that it just tries to get a similar average mmr on both teams. This would actually mean that you need to learn a different skill if you're far better than your mates: communication, leadership, mentorship... whatever you want to call it. By far the hardest skill to learn in an online environment imo.
